Is your mother well-known for its humor? Make your mothers’ day card or customized gift big and laugh loud this year.
These hilarious quotes are great for all moms – they deal with relevant circumstances and funny words about their power as a mom every day.
She certainly appreciates the comedic comments on all that is hard to be a mother and the special dynamic between mothers and their children.
- Happy Mother’s Day mom, love from your *favorite* child.
- Mom, I got all my best qualities from you. Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?
- I’m so lucky to have you as my mother… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mother’s Day!
- Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day… to hide the fact that I’m your favorite 🙂 Happy Mother’s Day!
- Thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child like my sibling. Happy Mother’s Day!
- Only a mother as perfect as you… could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me. Happy Mother’s Day!
- Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me. Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.
- Happy Mother’s Day to a woman who deserves a medal… for putting up with me all these years!
- Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months… followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.
- Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
- You’re a very special mom so I’d like to give you a very special gift. You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
- **BIG HUG!**
- Do I know you well or what!?
- “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
- ~ Calvin Trillin
- Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically, and for [insert age] years financially.
- Mother (n). One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Also see: “saint”.
- Mom, I just wanted to say “Congratulations”… I turned out perfectly!
- “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” —Lisa Alther
- “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” —Tenneva Jordan
- “An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.” —Spanish Proverb
- “A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” —Robert Brault
- “In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers
- “God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” —Rudyard Kipling
- “We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong.” —Laura Stavoe Harm
- “It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls
- “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck
- “The phrase ’working mother’ is redundant.” —Jane Sellman
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
- “Any mother could do the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease” —Lisa Alther
- “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” —Milton Berle
- “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” —Chinese Proverb
- “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” —Unknown
