Is your mother well-known for its humor? Make your mothers’ day card or customized gift big and laugh loud this year.

These hilarious quotes are great for all moms – they deal with relevant circumstances and funny words about their power as a mom every day.

She certainly appreciates the comedic comments on all that is hard to be a mother and the special dynamic between mothers and their children.

  1. Happy Mother’s Day mom, love from your *favorite* child.
  2. Mom, I got all my best qualities from you. Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?
  3. I’m so lucky to have you as my mother… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mother’s Day!
  4. Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day… to hide the fact that I’m your favorite 🙂 Happy Mother’s Day!
  5. Thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child like my sibling. Happy Mother’s Day!
  6. Only a mother as perfect as you… could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me. Happy Mother’s Day!
  7. Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me. Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.
  8. Happy Mother’s Day to a woman who deserves a medal… for putting up with me all these years!
  9. Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months… followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.
  10. Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
  11. You’re a very special mom so I’d like to give you a very special gift. You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
  12. **BIG HUG!**
  13. Do I know you well or what!?
  14. “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
  15. ~ Calvin Trillin
  16. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically, and for [insert age] years financially.
  17. Mother (n). One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Also see: “saint”.
  18. Mom, I just wanted to say “Congratulations”… I turned out perfectly!
  19. “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” —Lisa Alther
  20. “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” —Tenneva Jordan
  21. “An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.” —Spanish Proverb
  22. “A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” —Robert Brault
  23. “In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers
  24. “God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” —Rudyard Kipling
  25. “We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong.” —Laura Stavoe Harm
  26. “It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls
  27. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck
  28. “The phrase ’working mother’ is redundant.” —Jane Sellman
  29. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
  30. “Any mother could do the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease” —Lisa Alther
  31. “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” —Milton Berle
  32. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” —Chinese Proverb
  33. “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” —Unknown

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